he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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