what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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