Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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