Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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