He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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