Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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