My room smells like vodka and shame
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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