Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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