How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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