If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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