do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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