I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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