I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My pussy is not your playground.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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