Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The adults are the big ones right?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
