it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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