There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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