Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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