i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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