Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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