Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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