Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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