If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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