Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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