I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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