belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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