so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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