I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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