Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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