I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
How naked do you want me to be?
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