So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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