Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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