ugly people sure do ruin things
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My vagina is officially offended.
These tits shall not be calmed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
