Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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