is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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