what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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