I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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