new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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