The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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