i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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