looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Randomize
