At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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