before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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