Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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