he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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