exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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