She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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