I can tuck mytits in my pants
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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