Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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