You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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