doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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