What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Randomize
