I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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