Yo dont text me then not text me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
